Vegas Crew/Devils PlayGround: R U FUGGIN KIDDIN ME?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

R U FUGGIN KIDDIN ME?

Two Slice Full Featured Toaster will Toast the Image of Jesus Christ on Your Daily Bread!?!?!?

I'd have to toss some mayo on that and spread it around!

Being the "Green" conscious thinker that I am I cant wait for the Satan's impression toaster to come out "it's self powered!"

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KaalvnSeptember 15, 2010 at 12:59 PM
How about one that makes Boobies? Imagine how fat you'd get, eatin all that toast?
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We are the VEGAS CREW from the DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND. We are a close family of riders united by our passion for motorcycles. We are a riding, wrenching and party crew that does not discriminate against any motorcycle types or brands, farm animals, midgets, amputies or dead people but not dead midget amputie farm animals..thats just gross but we do promote the underground/garage builder scene. We respect and support each other as brothers both within the crew and in life.

We strive to have a support group of friends that ride, party, and wrench with us on occasion. Vegas Crew respects all cultures, ethnicities, and ages as reflected by the members within our own crew. We ride as much and as far as we can and find that some of the best times are spent on the side of the road.....with your mom.

Vegas Crew was born in Southern Nevada and currently has no plans of growing outside the area. Come hang with us and in the famous words of one of our own "You'll leave ashamed and violated" here in the DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND!!!

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I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team. I do not fear death. I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy, not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it. My machines will outlive me. Therefore, they are my legacy. I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be. I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them. For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me. For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me. I will never be the aggressor on the highway. However, should others mess with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe manner as I can cast upon them. I will show respect to other bikers more experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will learn from them all I can. However, if my respect is not acknowledged or appreciated, it will end.I will not show disrespect to other bikers less experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will teach them what I can. However, if they show me disrespect, they will be slapped. It will be my task to mentor new riders, that so desire, into the lifestyle of the biker, so that the breed shall continue. I shall instruct them, as I have been instructed by those before me. I shall preserve and honor traditions of bikers before me, and I will pass them on unaltered. I will not judge other bikers on their choice of machine, their appearance, or their profession. I will judge them only on their conduct as bikers. I am proud of my accomplishments as a biker, though I will not flaunt them to others. If they ask, I will share them. I will stand ready to help any other biker that truly needs my help. I will never ask another biker to do for me what I can do for myself. I am not a part-time biker. I am a biker when, and where ever I go. I am proud to be a biker, and hide my chosen lifestyle from no one. I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me. But most of all, I ride to better understand myself, my machine, the lands in which I ride, and to seek out and know other bikers like myself. -Anonymous-

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

R U FUGGIN KIDDIN ME?

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assholes

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